If you can sit in a store window with your hairy legs on display for all the world to see, you can learn a lot about yourself. And stop yourself from teaching your children harmful lessons.
Have you tried standing on your grave? Really puts things into perspective.
The indie label just doesn't work me. It makes me feel like I should write in Doc Martens and forget my desire for an agent.
How my son threatening to hit me with a metal chair forced me to stop procrastinating. He's not a psychopath, he just has a vivid imagination.